sesi pengumpatan

situasi mengumpat versi so not gigirl2 punye.eh?

*sejurus selepas link blog diberikan, respons yg diterime kurang memberangsangkan.


"ok x bestt!"


"sgt x best. jenis nk tayang muka ja ni. tgk blog aku satu muka aku pon tadak! yela muke tite x kiut cm muke die..."

"hahha....emm mmg confrm dia block ak....kiut ke?die?hahhah.."

"aku lg kiut kn? :B) dak pasaipa cm haram sgt die tu? pinjam duit hang tp buat pangai bangang.. xtau malu btoi!"

"hahha....kiut sgt smpai mntk autograp kn2....hahaha....dia mmg kuang ajaq!...dh utang x ety bayaq! seb bek ak x kira sekali hat yg dlu2 nya utang....bongok dia 2....time nk pinjam bkn main mulut manis!tampaq ru tau..."

"dak la kalau ade prob pon nk mntk postpone bayaq kene la care sket..ni die lari2 centu nmpk sgt xnk bayaq padia..kalau buat kt org yg baru2 kenai xpa gak..ni dkt kwn sndiri kot.."

"bongok kn....kwn lama dh kot...dkt 5thun dh kn....dia mmg bongok! mmg stail x mau bayaq la cm 2...dok main gila...sat ak bt gila...hahahha.."

"aku pon turut serta!wah da mcm pantun! tp tu a ang ni pon satu. aku dr awai lg aku da bengang kt ang ni..mse pinjam ang x tanya aku dlu..x dpt keredoan dr aku pasai tu jd cani tahu?

kahkah.."


"hahha...pndai pantun nohh...hahah...cna nk tnya dh dia nk pkai urgent....siap tulis lg dlm msg nk urgent....then ak pon time 2 pk die mmg nk pkai duet nk p interbiu kot....so ape la slh nya bg pnjam kt kwn seniri...g pon bkn nya org lain confrm la dia akan byaq kn2...x sangka la dia jd haram smpai mcm 2.....mmg malang la ak knl ngn dia...bwk byk masalh kt ak ja dri dlu!"

"kahkah!xpa..aku rasa kan ang buat pa pon dia dok kalih sana kalih sni nk ngelat dr bayaq even ang jumpa mak bapak dia pon..to be profesional kan ang setle bnde ni in a good way..kalau nk mai rumah jgn serang umah dia terus..ang mai rumah, ang mcm nk jumpa kawan lama

ckp la ang xnk pon duit tu ang just wonder pasaipa susah sgt nk contact ****..ade pape jadi ke

haa kengkonon concern..dr situ nmpk la ang profesional sket..kalau die ade kt uma jgn trs serang "bokmai duit aku skang!"tnye lu ade prob ke..nape susa nk contact?bla bla bla..da abes borak pe segala baru ang ungkit psl duit ckp la kalau **** rase x boleh byr lg xpe..tp just let me know la jgn lari dr prob..ang cas cas cool je nnti msti die makan dalam smpai tulang blakang punye lah perhh pegi die tamau mari..boleh dak buat gitu?"


"okey.....hahah....ak pon ak still hormat kt mak bapak die g.....mak bapak dia x salah pape pon kn.....btoi la 2...g pon kita p umh flmly kn2...x kn nk bt kecoh la kn2...xpa kita ckp elok2...

tgk cna kkn2...emmmm saba lg....hahhaha.."


"x rugi sabaq *..betoi dlm ang sabaq, dlm ang cool, ang bg die 2 3 das kena batang idung mmg la kite bengang tp kene belagak cm pro sket baru dia ada akai.. patu kita tgk die tulih apa kt blog dia..hahaha.. ang bg la dia skali, ang ckp * x ralat bg pinjam duit kt ****. in fact kalau **** x dpt nk bayaq cpt pon * x kesah..tp bia kene care la..time mintak **** boleh brani mntk, tp time nk kene bayaq nape x confront mcm mane **** mntk dlu?walaupun ang senanye kesah kalau die x byq pon kan, buat ayat tacing sket..ala 150 je ape ade hal..tp tu la..kakadang 2 ringgit pon jadi x halal kalau x kene care..even dgn kwn pon..patu bg tazkirah sket..duit ni ****, kakadang adik bradik pon boleh kelahi kalau x kene care..ni kn kite yg baru bape?5 thn kwn?haa..tekankn skit 5 thn tu..kahkah..biar dia rasaa.."

"hahhahaak mmg salut la...ayat hg mmg mkn dalam punya...gila....bley terasa trok kot cm 2...hihihi..pndai2...bguih ada pkar kaunseling nie...hahah.."

"hahaha..byk tgk drama melayu..tu pasal la..kikiki..kite kene psycho org jenih ni * cara kasaq mmg x jalan..nk tarik rmbut dlm tepung, musti mau pelan pelan..rambut dpt tepung x beselerak..peh!aku nk ang dpt due2..duit ang dpt, fire die pon ang dpt..

baru sedap..kehkeh.."


"mmg pro....bley dh ganti a samad said....hahah...wehhh...ak nk p mandi lah...bubye..t pape msg ea.."

"ok chiaw!"

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moral of the conversation:
1) jgn pinjam duit kalau x confident boleh bayaq.
2) jgn buat pangai kalau xnk kene mengumpat. (tp yang ni kakadang x buat pape pon kene ngumpat jgk)
3) jgn pndang ai muke manish mulut x power ok?
4) jgn mandi lmbt dari ai nnti ai kasi kecoh satu donia.
5) kalau takut dilambung ombak, jangan tgk ombak rindu. eh? (ok x lawak)

entry for you. yes. you.

By posting those dirty issue in ur wall to gain more comments and likes is such a slut way. i'm talking bout facebook life u see. do think of other feelings and sensitivity. i am a woman with sensitive emotion. i believe its not just me. i dont talk dirty stuff in public. apetah lg nk share open2. some people claimed that we should be open minded. "sharing" that kind of stuff tu x salah, yes. nobody says it is wrong. i dont even mentioned it is wrong. but u see, we live here in humanity. we have been thought to be sensitive. sensitive of..have u heard adat ketimuran? apekejadahnye perempuan berkongsi informasi mengenai lelaki punye tutut?? nothing is wrong actually sharing what kind of stuff. it just like, berpada padalah. tgk tempat la. just imagine, kau jual g-string openly kt dpn pintu surau kt akak2 yg baru balik semayang terawih. relevant x?

i wonder what will ur parent feel kn?

"oh my god how sweet my anak dara. talking bout something yg org2 da kawin je biasenye salu cite. siap share lg kt public..scwitt!"